The Critical Fail Kitchen Towel
Dinner is Served! (And It Might be Spicy)
Every Dungeon Master knows that sometimes the dice just don't go your way... especially in the kitchen.
This towel is dedicated to those failed skill checks and the subsequent Con or Fortitude Saves your party (or family) has to make!
On one side, it features the D&D 5e-ready quote: "I failed my skill check; I hope everyone makes their Con Save."
Flip it over for the Pathfinder 2e version: "I failed my skill check; I hope everyone makes their Fortitude Save."
It's the perfect, funny warning label for your next culinary adventure!
Size: 16"x24"
Towel: Waffle Weave Microfiber
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